EricMay 7, 2014 at 5:07 PMThe Hennepin County District Attorney advises you to stop stalkng anyone. YOU ARE BEING WATCHED BY CENTRAL COMMAND AND HOMELAND SECURITY.I can't believe it, you guys. I'm practically famous. Central Command (whatever that is) and Homeland freaking Security are watching me. They've let me know through their most formal of methods: a blog comment. They even used a lot of capitols to let me know they're serious. Just like Jeanne does.
Hey now, wait a minute. That's not how Homeland Security works? Eric No-Last-Name isn't the authoritative mouthpiece for the Hennepin County DA, Cantral Command and Homeland Security? Responding to some weird blog a few times a year doesn't make me interesting enough to warrant their attention? That was just Jeanne?
I'm so disappointed.